• after 5 minutes of really intense exercise: why dont I have miranda kerr's body yet?!
Anonymous asked:
Move back to San Francisco!!!! And take your dead hair, your jay leno chin, and your pencil lips with you!

Ew. So you’re friends with me on facebook and follow me on tumblr.

You are fucking weird.

  • tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
  • tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
  • tyra banks: and they're all of me
  • tyra banks: lol
Anonymous asked:
if you could trade lives with one person who would it be?

uhh haha. Don’t laugh but maybe Miley Cyrus cuz I’m obsessed with her wardrobe, she dating a total dime, shes loaded up the ass and she always seems so happy. Then again maybe Victoria Tornegren cuz shes perfect. Actually I like Victoria’s wardrobe better…

is it wierd that I leave the tv on when I leave my dogs home alone?

I feel like they’re lonely when I’m gone. I wonder if they actually watch it…

I always turn it to Animal Planet too.