stop blaming the friendzone for your wack ass personality and weak game. 

nothing makes me lose respect for someone quicker than taking credit for someone else’s work

ungrateful fucks


*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

"You can say “Bitch” on national television but you can’t say “Shit” because in our society it’s more acceptable to degrade women than poop."

Paul Wesselman (via callingoutbigotry)

'Bitch' is also the technical term for a female dog… 'Shit' is just a “bad word”.

(Source: princusbeau)


im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

(Source: tootwizard)