sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
"its just a word!!"
of course its a fucking word thats how we goddamn communicate. if the fucking queen of england came and told you that you were a prince would you shrug it off as “just a word”. words have importance and its not that fucking hard to just not say certain ones
cute things to call your girlfriend:
"You can’t eat all that!"
fuckin watch me.